The Allied States of Stan Karborn is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, complete lack of prisons, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.141 billion Stan Karbornians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 76.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Stan Karbornian economy, worth 242 trillion glimmers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 113,296 glimmers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Wrongful arrests abound as 'criminals' blame the guy next to them, Leader can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees, compassion shrinks as tax rebates grow, and rag-wearing teachers are often mistaken for homeless people. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Stan Karborn's national animal is the snake, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Stan Karborn is ranked 319,645^th in the world and 1,447^th in Europeia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -23.87 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.